An Introduction

 

My tall skinny grandmother, Josephine, had a temper.  She nearly killed our white cat one day because it had taken a dump behind the upright player piano.  She chased the animal through the house, swinging a broom, as it slinked and then finally scurried out the front door.  She was a stern, methodical and precise woman.  One time from the bathroom doorway I watched her sitting on the pot.  She meticulously folded a length of toilet paper into a neat square.  Before she could use it she spotted me, and told me to shut the door. 

 

When I was five she took me by the hand and walked me down the hill to the parochial school of St. Casmir.  On that first day Sister Regina told us to sit at a table and play.  But QUIETLY, she said.  There were blocks with big capital letters on them, lumps of blue and pink modeling clay, and an assortment of small toys.  I got the bright idea of building a wall. The blocks were bricks, and the clay was the mortar that stuck them together.

 

Sister Regina saw my construction.  I thought she would praise my cleverness.  But instead she went ballistic.  “Oh, no, Johnny!” she yelled.  “You’ve ruined the blocks.  And they were brand new.”   She tried to scrape off the clay, but they were permanently stained.  “Bad boy,” she said.  Bad boy.”

 

I disliked being among so many strange kids, and those moody and aggressive nuns.  When I talked back or otherwise provoked her, Sister Regina would fly down the aisle between our desks, seize me by the hair, and slap my face.   It occurred to me that long hair was a disadvantage, so at the barber’s I asked for an extremely short buzz cut.  The next time Sister Regina made a lunge at me, she grasped only air where my hair should have been, allowing me to duck her blow.  Everyone laughed.  She was so surprised at missing that she didn’t try again.

 

My classmates were Martin Rodginski, Billy Organic,  Bobby Quinn, and  Marion Lipinski.  There also were a number of others whose names I don’t remember.  Bobby was the most popular, but he didn’t last long.  He got totally fed up with being slapped around, and didn’t try to hide it.  One day Sister Regina called on him to answer a lesson question, and he replied, “I don’t know.  And even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you.”

 

That sent Sister Regina flying down the aisle again, but Bobby stood up and faced her.  “Keep your Goddamned hands off me,” he shouted.   She was stunned.  She’d never encountered such blasphemous resistance from a little kid before.  Flustered, she told him to go home, and she would speak to his father.  Bobby said, “Go ahead.  Bitch!”  He never came back.  His dad sent him to the public school, where he’d wanted to go in the first place.

 

I was a frail child, with extraordinarily slender arms and legs.  For too long I mistakenly equated my physical weakness with inferiority.  Billy and Marty enjoyed taunting me, threatening me.  When they trapped me in the basement lavatory, I made the mistake of fighting back.  Marty quickly knocked me down on the urine-soaked concrete floor, and Billy literally sat on my face as he pummeled my ribs with his fists.  I have never forgotten the shock of that violence, and the suffocating shit-stink of Billy’s hard ass pressing on my face.

 

My father came home from the war when I was three.  I watched him from the stairwell, peering through the posts of the banister.  He was in his Army uniform, unpacking a green duffle bag.   He pulled out three bottles of Seagram’s 7. 

 

Grandma frowned.  

 

“We won the war, ma,” he said.  “We gotta celebrate.”  Then out came a strange- looking thing that rustled and whispered.  “It’s a hula skirt,” he said.  “The Wahinis can really make it shake.”  Then he came up with a bottle of perfume, which he handed to his mother.

 

“Don’t you want to see your son?” she asked.

“Huh?  Oh, sure.  Where is he?”

She turned, saw me.  “Janek, come here and say hello to your dad.”  She spoke in Polish.

I gripped the posts tightly.  “No,” I said.

“He’s a wiry little thing, ain’t he?” my father said.  “C’mere.”

I didn’t move.

“Hey, get over here right now,” he said, clearly annoyed.  “I’m your father.”

 

My mother?  Well, she was dead.  That’s what he told me.  And when I asked him what she was like, he said he didn’t want to talk about it.  Later a friendly next door neighbor, Caroline, told me my mother wasn’t dead, she actually lived on the other side of town.  And what’s more, she called once or twice a week to ask how I was doing. 

 

Turned out she was a beautiful Irish woman by the name of Elizabeth Jean Joyce, who loved opera and poetry.  Her relatives read books, went to the theater, sang at the piano.  Her great-great-grandfather, Jack, was transported from Dublin to a penal colony in New South Wales, Australia, for sheep stealing during the famine.  Not all the Joyces were criminals.  Look at  James, the famous writer of Ulysses.  He was an excellent tenor, as well. 

 

But despite all that, my father announced that I could no longer see her. 

 

Why? 

 

“Because that whore is living in sin.” 

 

I was only ten, but I fully understood his hypocrisy.  My mother and her boyfriend were deeply in love, that was perfectly clear to anyone who saw them together.  My father, on the other hand, was full of anger and hatred.  Sin?  He went out every Saturday night, got drunk, and got laid.  Then he came staggering home.

 

I’d lie in bed at three in the morning, listening to him stumble about in the dining room, and then he’d turn on the staircase light and climb up, one slow step at a time.  He’d come into my room, sit on the bed, and mumble.  His breath was foul, putrid.   “Johnny, I love ya,” he’d say.  “Honest to God, I love ya.  I wish things were different, Johnny.”  Then he’d cover his face with both hands, tremble, and weep.  

 

He told me he loved me—honest to God—only when he was incoherently drunk.  When sober, nothing I ever did pleased him.  If I got good grades in school, he seemed uncomfortable.  Once he said the nuns gave me all those As because they just felt sorry for me, coming from a broken home.  When I made bad grades, he whipped out his belt, laid it on me. 

 

Every so often he’d stare at me, and sneer:   “Who do you think you are?”

 

Now, this question—posed in a much kinder way, of course—is one artists most frequently ask themselves.  Writers, especially.   We believe self awareness leads us to meaning in the astonishing and inexplicable events of our lives.  Also, creating a careful record of our journey has utility beyond esthetics.   Joyce biographer Richard Ellmann says, “Instead of allowing each day, pushed back by the next, to lapse into imprecise memory, [the artist] shapes again the experiences which have shaped him.  He is at once the captive and the liberator.”

 

When you’re liberated, you’re no longer angry.  When you finally find meaning, you’re much more capable of forgiveness, and love.   Shaping experience is fun as well.  After all, you can give a story any ending you want. 

 

John Palcewski

Forio d’ Ischia, Italia

February, 2004

 

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